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“Rip Van Legal” is written by my friend, Van Johnson. Here’s a snippet from a recent post “Biggie’s ‘Ten Crack Commandments’ As Business/Legal Advice” : That god da*n credit, dead it. I can’t add anything to this one. This is why your lawyer will most likely as you for a retainer BEFORE they start working on … Read more

by Van Johnson True story. Defense Attorney: “Your Honor, my client has changed his life, his girlfriend is here and will confirm this.” Judge: “What’s her name?” DA: “Jessica, Your Honor.” Judge: “If he changed his life, why did a woman named Jennifer post his bail last night?” Entire Courtroom: “Daaaaaayuuuum!” Then the judge repeated … Read more