by Van Johnson
True story.
Defense Attorney: “Your Honor, my client has changed his life, his girlfriend is here and will confirm this.”
Judge: “What’s her name?”
DA: “Jessica, Your Honor.”
Judge: “If he changed his life, why did a woman named Jennifer post his bail last night?”
Entire Courtroom: “Daaaaaayuuuum!”
Then the judge repeated it and acted like he didn’t know he was blowing up homies spot! Everyone was in tears.