by Ryan McKeen
This comes to me from my friend Matt Curtiss.
In District 29, Norwich attorney Chuck Norris, 45, takes a seat held for the past 36 years by Norwich Probate Judge Linda Salafia. Norris defeated Democratic challenger Kathryn D. Guinan, 58. Norwich Bulletin.
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Someone ran against Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris won.