Chuck Norris Elected Probate Judge

by Ryan McKeen

This comes to me from my friend Matt Curtiss.

In District 29, Norwich attorney Chuck Norris, 45, takes a seat held for the past 36 years by Norwich Probate Judge Linda Salafia. Norris defeated Democratic challenger Kathryn D. Guinan, 58. Norwich Bulletin.

<insert witty Chuck Norris internet fact here>

Someone ran against Chuck Norris.  Chuck Norris won.