Advertising signs that con you
Into thinking you’re the one
That can do what’s never been done
That can win what’s never been won
Meantime life outside goes on
All around you. – Bob Dylan

Here are some of the over 1000 search terms (in bold) that have deposited you my blog this month and my response:

winter forecast for connecticut: cold, dark and it will snow;

debates between barack and john mckeen: maybe Barry likes to debate people whose last names begin with “Mc”;

connecticut seaweed: tasty;

chocolate america: tastier;

video voyeurism laws in ct: dude, you’re going to meet Gideon soon;

justice scalia gay: now this, if true, would be an interesting twist;

lost sephora package: glad to know my wife reads this blog;

can i evict someone in the winter: I’m pretty sure housing judges don’t take the winter off;

my dog bit someone on my property ct: bad dog;

bear pet illegal?: yes;

shortest way from california to connecticut: a red eye into bradley;

having a tiger as a pet: stupid, dangerous and illegal;

why are tigers illegal as pets: they eat people;

kinder sex: no comment;

Why are school buses yellow and black: And I thought I was answering questions that no one asks.

Lastly and totally unrelated it appears the Red Sox just offered this guy 6 million dollars. He throws a 144! 

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